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Annie: Gee, Pepper! Miss Hannigan sure is mean! Pepper: Yeah! I hate that bitch! Daddy Warbucks We sure had a grand adventure, Annie! Your quick wits and spunky can-do spirit saved us all! Is there anything my limitless power and billions of dollars can do for you? Molly's voice: Overseas orphans! Fellatio on foreign business men! HIV and AIDS! Annie: Hmm.nope!
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Annie: Well.I sure don't like that mean ol' Miss Hannigan-! Molly: What don't you like exactly? 3 meals a day? A warm bed? Not being HIV positive? Not perfoming fellatio on foreign business men? Molly: That's what you don't like? Annie: Uhh.I think I'm gonna go sweep over there for a while Molly. In Africa, AIDS has created millions of orphans who won't live to see puberty. Molly: Then try being an orphan in the Phillipines where hundreds of thousands of orphans are forced into prostitution thanks to sex tourism. Annie: Being an orphan sure don't feel lucky. As the Ancients ate the hearts of lions to gain their strengths! You are one with the Joel now! One with the Joel! Īnnie: Leapin' lizards, Molly! It sure is a hard knock life- Molly: Actually, we're very lucky Annie.
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